| WHAT IS YOUR LIVING ARRANGEMENT? | Whatever you heard about me and that mountain goat…IT’S OVER LEAVE ME ALONE! |
| FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINKS? | Beer=New Castle Liquor=Rum Shot=Irish Car Bomb Tequilia=Stoopidness |
| WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? | I just finished Great Expectations, and boy are my eyes tired. |
| BEDTIME? | ‘Bout 2 AM |
| WHICH WORDS OR PHARSES DO YOU OVERUSE? | Whatever’s Clever, The Bees Knees, The Flakes, and Cat’s Pajamas. |
| IN WHICH STORE WOULD I MOST LIKELY MAX OUT MY CREDIT CARD? | This is such a girly question…but I guess Guitar Center. |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BORDS? | Superstitious hoopla…but mystically entertaining. |
| FAST FOOD? | Taco Bell. |
| WHEN WAS YOUR LAST HOSPITAL VISIT? | Pretty much the entire month of July, 2004 having knee surgery and physical therapy. |
| FAVORITE RESTAURANT? | I suppose Alexander’s Steakhouse…you grill your own steak. |
| WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? | 1978 Toyota Celica. |
| WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? | Frito crumbs, a stained ring from a Coke can, and a duck! |
| EVER BEEN TOILET PAPERED? | Great follow up question.Yes; in different way than you might imagine too. Did you ever play that Halloween relay where you mummify somebody in toilet paper and the team that finishes first are declared the Lords of Halloween? |
| FAVORITE HOLIDAY? | Halloween |
| FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? | Saturday |
| FAVORITE TV SHOW? | Family Guy, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, American Dad,The Daily Show, and the news. |
| FAVORITE QUOTE FROM A MOVIE? | "First you get the jobs, then you get the Khakis, then you get the women.” |
| LUCKY NUMBER? | Eleventy-seven |
| FAVORITE COLOR? | Green, and different variations of green except lime, mint or aquamarine - the bastard "greens". |
| COLOR OF SOCKS? | Long white with three navy blue stripes. |
| HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? | 2…no 3, I like to make you suffer a little. |
| WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN WAKING UP IN THE MORNING? | Should I brush my teeth first, or eat first! |
| CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? | What a racist question…I’ll have a low fat swirl on a sugar cone. |
| STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? | Cool, unless I die…then scary. |
| FAVORITE MAGAZINE? | It’s a tie between Cat Fancy, Teen Beat, and Maxim |
| WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? | Getting kicked in the head by a mule. Really, any hoofed animal...'specially the one's with horse dealies on their feet. |
| WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE? | Knowing the words to the Oscar Meyer Wiener song. |
| FAVORITE FOODS? | Pepperoni pizza, burritos, spaghetti, and anything else that keeps you regular. |
| IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? | It is between John Lennon, Elvis and Jim Varney |
| SALAD DRESSING? | Sure, I’ll have ranch. |
| COFFEE OR ICE CREAM? | Two extremes... let’s see…hot/or cold? How about cappucino ice cream? |
| MOST ANNOYING THING? | Definitely scorpions in your underpants…man that sucks...AND stings. |
| CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? | Like, who would win in a fight between the two or which do I like to eat? In a fight I’d say bacon bits: power in numbers…but for snacking sake I’m gonna hafta side with croutons. |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? | Even the very macho have feelings. |
| LEAST FAVORITE THING? | Cell phones in theatres. |
| BEST THING? | Massages and tacos. |
| CURRENT RESIDENCE? | Astoria, NY |
| HOMETOWN? | Elk Grove Village, IL |
| BIRTHPLACE? | Waukesha, WI |
| FAVORITE FRUIT? | Richard Simmons. |
| HEIGHT? | 5’11” without heels |
| EYE COLOR? | Hazel |
| HAIR COLOR? | Sandy Blonde |
| PIERCINGS? | Two holes in each ear, to cut down wind resistance. |
| PETS? | Smokey S.C McCummings…she’s a gray kitty. Also respnods to "Hey you!" "Bear" and any word started with the letter "s" uttered in a cutesy voice. |
| FAVORITE BANDS? | Beatles, Cake, Beck, They Might Be Giants, GNR, The Rolling Stones, The Doors, The Who, Led Zepplin, Steve Miller, and all of the Yanni albums except that one I don't like. |
| WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? | Aquarius…it is the dawning of the age of me. |
| IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR? | Deep blue with orange lightning bolts. |
| EVER BEEN IN LOVE? | Sure! I’ve also been in lust, like, and loathe! |
| NUMBER OF CANDLES ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE? | You mean how old am I? Why not just say age? Twenty-seven. |
| FAVORITE MOVIES? | Amazon Women on the Moon, School of Rock, Singin' in the Rain, Spinal Tap, and Dorf on Golf. |
| FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? | Cubs Baseball!\ |
| NAME AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE? | Bryan Scott McElroy…starchild |
| DAY I USUALLY BLOW OUT THE CANDLES? | Like…my birthday??? January 28th |
| NICKNAMES? | Bee, B-Mac, Mac and Clyde the Wonderdummy. |